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Woody Allen

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About Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. Allen has received numerous accolades, including the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. In addition to his four Academy Awards, he has won ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, and received nominations for an Emmy Award and a Tony Award. Al…

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.