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Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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The joke highlights the absurdity of claiming to have quickly understood a very long and complex book by reducing it to a simple fact. It humorously suggests that the entire story can be summarized just by mentioning its setting, ignoring all the details and depth.

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