Dating Quotes

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I thin…

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter …

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.