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Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker humorously describes an impossible situation where their roommate owns a huge animal that somehow disappeared inside a small living space. This exaggeration highlights the absurdity of having an elephant as a pet and the idea that it could be hidden in a typical apartment.

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