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Josh Billings

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About Josh Billings

Henry Wheeler Shaw, better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.

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Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

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The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.