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Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker used a cleaning product meant to remove stains on their dog, which is not meant for living things. As a result, the dog disappeared, implying the remover worked too well and made the dog vanish.

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