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David Sedaris

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments.

David Sedaris

Morning

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David Sedaris writes in his diary daily, mostly complaining, but sometimes he records useful material like jokes or quotes. These notes help him remember details that can support his points during arguments.

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