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George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

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George Burns is humorously saying that being sixty-five doesn’t mean you’re old or ready to stop working. He points out that he still felt young and lively at that age, even having something as youthful as pimples.

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