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Lana Turner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

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The quote humorously suggests that a man's success is measured by earning enough money to cover his wife's expenses, while a woman's success depends on finding a man who can do that. It plays on traditional gender roles and stereotypes about money and relationships in a lighthearted way.

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