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Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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Phyllis Diller is making a joke about how boring ironing usually is by saying the only time she liked it was when something unexpected and funny happened—when gin got into the steam iron. This unexpected twist turned a dull chore into a humorous and memorable experience.

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