I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Yakov Smirnoff
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About Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis, better known as Yakov Smirnoff, is an American comedian, actor and writer. He began his career as a stand-up comedian in the Soviet Union, then immigrated to the United States in 1977 in order to pursue an American show business career, not yet knowing any English.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Yakov SmirnoffI believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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