Malcolm De Chazal

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.