The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
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Josh Billings
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About Josh Billings
Henry Wheeler Shaw, better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Josh BillingsOne of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.