The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
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John Barrymore
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About John Barrymore
John Barrymore was an American actor on stage, screen, and radio. A member of the Drew and Barrymore theatrical families, he initially tried to avoid the stage and briefly attempted a career as a visual artist, but appeared on stage together with his father, Maurice, in 1900, and then his sister Ethel the following year. He began his career in 1903 and first gained attention as a stage actor in light comedy, then high drama, culminating in productions of Justice (1916), Richard III (1920), and …
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by John BarrymoreI am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.