America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Evan Esar
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About Evan Esar
Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Evan EsarDefinition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.