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Dane Cook

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About Dane Cook

Dane Jeffrey Cook is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed (2003), Retaliation (2005), Vicious Circle (2006), Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden (2007), and Isolated Incident (2009).

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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed awa…

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so i…

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.