Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
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Conan O'Brien
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About Conan O'Brien
Conan Christopher O'Brien is an American television host, comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster. Widely considered one of the best television hosts of all time, he is best known for having hosted late-night talk shows, beginning with Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1993–2009) and The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009–2010) on NBC, and Conan (2010–2021) on TBS. Before his hosting career, O'Brien was a writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1988 to 1991, and the Fox …
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Conan O'BrienA study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'
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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
I have an abacus at home.
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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked,…
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
Keep cool my babies.
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.