Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Bill Hicks
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About Bill Hicks
William Melvin Hicks was an American stand-up comedian and satirist. His material— encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy— was controversial and often steeped in dark comedy.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Bill HicksI left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.