Dating Quotes

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested …

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people…

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good…

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.