Pet Quotes

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

I've always been mad about cats.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.