Pet Quotes

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

I love cats.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Cats don't like change without their consent.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.