Sports Quotes

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.

Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.

Champions keep playing until they get it right.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes li…

You can't win unless you learn how to lose.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing bill…

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.