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Pet Quotes

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Mason Cooley Rodney Dangerfield Joseph Wood Krutch Rita Rudner Steven Wright Alison Sweeney Robert Benchley James Herriot
I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must hav…
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

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My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything el…
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as…
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.
I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if poss…
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it's primarily about the songs, it's about song writing.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.

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