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Henny Youngman

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Henny Youngman

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The man avoids paying for garbage collection by disguising his trash as a gift and leaving it inside an unlocked car. This humorous idea suggests he tricks others into dealing with his waste without directly disposing of it himself.

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