Quotation by

Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The quote humorously suggests that marriage is unpredictable and comes with risks, unlike something reliable and constant like a car battery. It implies that if you want something dependable without surprises, a relationship is not the place to find it.

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