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Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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The author describes a humorous and impossible situation where pressing the gas pedal causes the brake lights to turn on, making drivers behind him think he is stopping. As a result, they slow down or stop, allowing him to drive away quickly without obstruction.

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