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Johnny Vegas

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

Johnny Vegas

Birthday

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Johnny Vegas is saying that when he was younger, he was better at interacting with children, but now he feels cranky and bad around them. He also expresses a strong dislike for performing at young kids' birthday parties, implying that even a large payment wouldn't make him want to do it.

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