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Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

Truth

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The speaker admits to being honest about his own mental health treatment, but his wife reveals she is involved with multiple people in different roles, suggesting a complicated or chaotic situation. This contrast highlights the humor in how their "truths" differ in scale and implication.

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