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Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

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Mitch Hedberg is joking that when he shaves, he imagines other people doing the same thing at that moment, making it feel like a shared experience across the world. This thought makes him feel connected to others, as if his action is part of a larger, simultaneous routine.

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