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Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker is making a humorous remark about their first sexual experience by joking that they treated it like a purchase, implying they might want a refund or proof of the transaction. This play on words highlights a mix of awkwardness and wit regarding a personal and memorable moment.

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