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Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker is humorously exaggerating how much alcohol they consume by suggesting it affected a medical test in an absurd way. The mention of an olive, often found in drinks like martinis, implies their drinking is so excessive it even shows up in unexpected places.

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