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Bill Cosby

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby

Parenting

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New fathers often find that their children follow them into the bathroom, making it impossible to have privacy there. To get a moment alone, this father humorously resorts to shaving somewhere outside the home, like a gas station.

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