Quotation by
Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Understanding this quote AI Analysis
The joke plays on the idea that a couple stays happily married by spending romantic evenings together, but then reveals they actually go out separately on different nights. This twist humorously suggests that their secret to a long marriage is having time apart rather than shared special moments.
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