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Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

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The doctor responded to the patient's financial problem by suggesting a dishonest way to make the X-rays look better instead of providing real medical help. This highlights a cynical or humorous take on how some medical professionals might prioritize appearances or paperwork over actual treatment.

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