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Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

Marriage

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The joke means that the couple stays happily married because they spend time apart enjoying their own dinners rather than together. Instead of sharing romantic moments, they each have their own separate nights out, which keeps their relationship from getting boring or strained.

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