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Steven Wright

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Steven Wright

Life

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The speaker finds it frustrating to see babies relaxing at the beach when they haven't earned it through work, highlighting the absurdity of expecting rest only after effort. This humor points out how society often links the right to leisure with having worked, even though babies clearly haven't done so.

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