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Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Jealousy

Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker’s wife is so jealous that she suspects even the names of months on his calendar might be other people. This joke plays on the idea that she misinterprets "May" as a person rather than the name of a month.

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