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Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

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The joke plays on the idea that a couple stays happily married by spending romantic evenings together, but humorously reveals they actually go out separately on different nights. This twist highlights that their "secret" is not shared time, but rather enjoying individual outings alone.

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