Quotation by

Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Graduation

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The speaker is saying they understood the law so thoroughly that immediately after finishing school, they successfully took legal action against that same school. This humorous statement highlights their confidence and skill in law by claiming they won their tuition money back right after graduating.

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