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Johnny Carson

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Johnny Carson is joking that if you send your packages early, the post office will have enough time to misplace them before Christmas arrives. He humorously highlights the frustration people feel when their holiday deliveries get delayed or lost.

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