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Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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The quote humorously suggests that older people benefit more from preservatives, which keep things from spoiling, rather than from healthy foods that are fresh and less processed. It plays on the idea that just like food, older people might need "preservatives" to stay in good condition longer.

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