Quotation by

Henny Youngman

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

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The quote humorously suggests that if you plan to make a bad decision during the night, you should at least sleep in so you don't face the consequences too early. It plays on the idea that delaying waking up might help you avoid feeling regret right away.

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