Quotation by

Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny

Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The joke plays on the idea that the grandmother’s daily walking routine was so effective she has mysteriously disappeared over time. It humorously suggests that instead of just getting healthier, she literally vanished because of her long walks.

More by this author

All quotes by Ellen DeGeneres →

More quotes about Funny

See all →

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.

But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush …

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.