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Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

Death

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While many states are working to eliminate capital punishment, this speaker's state is making the process faster and more efficient. It highlights a contrast between slowing down or ending executions elsewhere and speeding them up locally.

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