All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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W. C. Fields
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About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and was a featured comedian in the Ziegfeld Follies for several years. He became a star in the Broadway musical comedy Poppy (1923), in which he played a colorful small-time con man. His subsequent stage and film roles were often simil…
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by W. C. FieldsSleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.