In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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Scott Adams
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About Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adams was an American cartoonist, author, and commentator. He was best known as the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and nonfiction works of business, self-improvement, commentary, and satire.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Scott AdamsRemind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in…
The best things in life are silly.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.