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Mark Twain

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About Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature". Twain's novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), with the latter often called the "Great American Novel". He also wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889) and P…

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.