Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
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George Carlin
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About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, blending dark comedy and commentary on topics such as contemporary politics, the English language, psychology, and religion.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by George CarlinI'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.