I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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Adam Carolla
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About Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla is an American radio personality, comedian, actor and podcaster. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast. He co-hosted the syndicated radio call-in program Loveline with Drew Pinsky from 1995 to 2005 as well as the show's television incarnation on MTV from 1996 to 2000. Carolla was the co-host and co-creator of the television program The Man Show (1999–2004), and the co-creator and a regular performer on the television show Crank Yankers. He hosted The …
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hamme…
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.