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Author: Abraham Lincoln
'No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.'


Author: Winston Churchill
'I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.'


Author: Robert A. Heinlein
'Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.'


Author: Sigmund Freud
'Time spent with cats is never wasted.'


Author: Josh Billings
'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.'


Author: Edgar Allan Poe
'I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.'


Author: Albert Schweitzer
'There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.'


Author: Rodney Dangerfield
'I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.'


Author: Anatole France
'Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.'


Author: George Eliot
'Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.'


Author: Alfred A. Montapert
'Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.'


Author: Rita Rudner
'I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.'


Author: Charles de Gaulle
'The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.'


Author: Andy Rooney
'The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.'


Author: Roger Caras
'Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.'


Author: Woodrow Wilson
'If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.'


Author: Steven Wright
'I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.'


Author: Henry Ward Beecher
'The dog is the god of frolic.'


Author: Aldous Huxley
'To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.'


Author: Rodney Dangerfield
'What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.'


Author: Robert Benchley
'Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.'


Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower
'What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.'


Author: Kinky Friedman
'Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.'


Author: Richard Dean Anderson
'Dogs are my favorite people.'


Author: James Herriot
'I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.'


Author: Leonardo da Vinci
'The smallest feline is a masterpiece.'


Author: Jean Cocteau
'I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.'


Author: Robert Benchley
'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.'


Author: P. J. O'Rourke
'Never wear anything that panics the cat.'


Author: Fran Lebowitz
'If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.'


Author: Marie Corelli
'I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.'


Author: Mason Cooley
'A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.'


Author: Mason Cooley
'Even cats grow lonely and anxious.'


Author: Kin Hubbard
'No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.'


Author: Jules Verne
'I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.'


Author: Rod McKuen
'Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.'


Author: Oliver Herford
'Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.'


Author: Ogden Nash
'The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.'


Author: Garrison Keillor
'Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.'


Author: Jim Davis
'Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.'


Author: Milan Kundera
'Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.'


Author: Ann Landers
'Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.'


Author: Christopher Morley
'No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.'


Author: Lefty Gomez
'I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.'


Author: Pam Brown
'Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.'


Author: Thornton Wilder
'Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.'


Author: Martha Scott
'Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.'


Author: Vivien Leigh
'I've always been mad about cats.'


Author: Mason Cooley
'Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.'


Author: Cleveland Amory
'As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.'


Author: Rita Rudner
'We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.'


Author: Joseph Wood Krutch
'Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.'


Author: Alfred North Whitehead
'If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.'


Author: William S. Burroughs
'Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.'


Author: Doug Coupland
'If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.'


Author: Max Eastman
'Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.'


Author: Juliette Lewis
'I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.'


Author: Robert Southey
'A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.'


Author: Bob Hope
'The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.'


Author: Jeanette Winterson
'I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.'


Author: August Strindberg
'People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.'


Author: Bernard Williams
'There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.'


Author: Joseph Wood Krutch
'Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.'


Author: Dick Dale
'There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.'


Author: Bill Dana
'I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.'


Author: Franklin P. Jones
'Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.'


Author: Agnes Repplier
'It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.'


Author: Roger Caras
'Cats don't like change without their consent.'


Author: William H. Macy
'I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.'


Author: Angus Young
'There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.'


Author: Ron Reagan
'We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.'


Author: Mike Ditka
'There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.'


Author: James Herriot
'Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.'


Author: Norman Ralph Augustine
'A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.'


Author: Paula Cole
'Just watching my cats can make me happy.'


Author: Agnes Repplier
'A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.'


Author: Nicholas D. Kristof
'The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.'


Author: Christine McVie
'I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.'


Author: Mickey Rivers
'It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.'


Author: Andre Norton
'Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.'


Author: W. L. George
'Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.'


Author: Hippolyte Taine
'I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.'


Author: Dick Van Patten
'I love cats.'


Author: Nafisa Joseph
'I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.'


Author: Kaspar Hauser
'Many cats are the death of the mouse.'


Author: Earl Derr Biggers
'Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.'


Author: Paul Gallico
'Kittens can happen to anyone.'


Author: John Peers
'Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.'


Author: George Carlin
'Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.'


Author: Billy Graham
'A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.'


Author: Jimi Hendrix
'I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.'


Author: Steven Wright
'My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.'


Author: Rodney Dangerfield
'I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.'


Author: Chuck Palahniuk
'Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.'


Author: Konrad Lorenz
'It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.'


Author: Natalie Portman
'When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.'


Author: Moliere
'A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.'


Author: Shelley Morrison
'Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.'


Author: Whoopi Goldberg
'I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation.'


Author: Tom Felton
'I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.'


Author: Scott Adams
'There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.'


Author: Jack White
'Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.'


Author: Cher
'I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.'


Author: Rashida Jones
'My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for 'integrity' in the dictionary. 'Truthful' doesn't really cover it, or 'genuine.' It should be like 'integritus.''


Author: Billy Connolly
'My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.'


Author: Rachael Ray
'We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animal'


Author: Betty White
'It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information be'


Author: Ziggy Marley
'I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.'


Author: Theresa May
'We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.'


Author: Alyssa Milano
'Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?'


Author: Jeffrey Kluger
'No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?'


Author: Gabrielle Union
'When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!'


Author: Sloane Crosley
'A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a m'


Author: Kirsty Gallacher
'I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.'


Author: Alison Sweeney
'Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you wha'


Author: Alison Sweeney
'Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention y'


Author: Al Yankovic
'One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.'


Author: Rob Sheffield
'In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness in the big city. They're low-pro now, not retro-worshipped in the manner of Depeche Mode, New Order, or The Cure, bu'


Author: Steven Seagal
'It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.'


Author: Michelle Malkin
'Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.'


Author: Chris Pratt
'I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.'


Author: Chris Pratt
'I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.'


Author: Hal Sparks
'Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.'


Author: Jane Siberry
'I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learni'


Author: Seal
'Packing is my pet hate.'


Author: Karl Pilkington
'I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of '


Author: Kristin Davis
'I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.'


Author: Busy Philipps
'I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!'


Author: Sophie Ellis-Bextor
'I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up.'


Author: Emily VanCamp
'My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!'


Author: Hope Davis
'I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get anythi'


Author: Michael Nutter
'If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.'


Author: Tony Snow
'Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home.'


Author: Maggie Stiefvater
'My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we cou'


Author: Rebecca Hall
'There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!''


Author: Karl Pilkington
'To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.'


Author: Josh Duhamel
'I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet'


Author: Gary Neville
'It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.'


Author: Chris Chocola
'The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.'


Author: Robert Crais
'I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and I've never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal.'


Author: Zachary Levi
'I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.'


Author: Brian P. Cleary
'Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.'


Author: Chris Lowe
'You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it's primarily about the songs, it's about song writing.'


Author: Max Cannon
'We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.'


Author: Wilbur Wright
'I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will '


Author: Nick Lampson
'We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.'


Author: Edwin Way Teale
'Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.'


Author: Michael Bay
'There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.'


Author: Katie Holmes
'I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.'


Author: George Eads
'I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.'


Author: John Bacon
'I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.'


Author: Joel Hodgson
'Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.'


Author: Frederick Pollock
'Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.'


Author: Beverley Mitchell
'I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.'


Author: Connie Stevens
'Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.'


Author: Paul Rudd
'I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.'


Author: Jerry Ferrara
'My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.'


Author: Alexander Theroux
'It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.'


Author: Booboo Stewart
'Pet stores just sell their animals.'


Author: Mike Rutherford
'I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.'


Author: Ralph Boston
'To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.'


Author: Justin Chambers
'And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.'


Author: Glenn Howerton
'One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.'


Author: Juan Gris
'I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.'


Author: Nicole Anderson
'I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.'

 

 

 

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